"Taking a single letter from the alphaber," he said, "should make life simpler." "I don't see why. Take the F from life and you have lie. It's addin… - James Thurber

It is true, I confess, that if a male character of my invention started across the stage to disrobe a virgin criminally (ah, euphemism to end euphemisms!), he would probably catch his foot in the piano stool and end up playing "Button Up Your Overcoat" on the black keys.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

There was a mist of moss to ride through and a storm of glass.