So you’ve decided to commit a murder. Congratulations. - Rupert Holmes

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If answer comes there none, then more power to you (especially if you are planning an electrocution).

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Apparently the kitchen is to be commended for their successful use of fire.

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The only law I'd ever knowingly broken was white wine with steak...

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