So you’ve decided to commit a murder. Congratulations. Simp… - Rupert Holmes

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So you’ve decided to commit a murder.
Congratulations. Simply by purchasing this volume, you’ve already taken the all-important first step toward a successful homicide of which you can be proud, one that would gain you the admiration of your peers, were they ever to learn of it.
This book will see to it that they don’t.

Rupert Holmes

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