The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five mi… - David Sedaris

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The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely.

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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