I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains. - Charles Portis

Most girls like play pretties, but you like guns, don’t you?
I don't care a thing in the world about guns. If I did I would have one that worked.

I have known some horses and a good many more pigs who I believe harbored evil intent in their hearts. I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their sly faces?

You must pay for everything in this world one way and another. There is nothing free except the Grace of God. You cannot earn that or deserve it.