And so you go out with a girl and you’re driving… “So what are you reading right now?” “Well, I’m not much of a reader…” *screeching car brakes* … - Henry Rollins
" "And so you go out with a girl and you’re driving…
“So what are you reading right now?”
“Well, I’m not much of a reader…”
*screeching car brakes*
“I’M NOT MUCH OF A DINNER BUYER! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!”
“But we’re lost in the stucco sprawl of L.A.”
“I DON’T CARE!”
But every once in a while you meet the one who reads…
“So what are you reading?” he asked (you know, the date killer question)…“So what are you reading?”
“Well I’m right in the middle of a book right now — ”
Oh my god, she’s in the middle of a book. Be still my beating heart.
“So what are you reading?” he asked expectantly, nerves tingling, body aquiver
“Well, I’m in the middle of this Harry Potter b — ”
*screeching car brakes*
“DON’T BE AN ADULT WOMAN WHO READS A FUCKING CHILDREN’S BOOK IN MY CAR, GET THE FUCK OUT!
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About Henry Rollins
Henry Lawrence Garfield (born February 13, 1961), better known as Henry Rollins, is an American musician, singer, actor, presenter, comedian, and activist.
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The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or wants to kill it. The moon does not take antidepressants and never gets sent to prison. The moon never shot a guy in the face and ran away. The moon has been around a long time and has never tried to rip anyone off. The moon does not care who you want to touch or what color you are. The moon treats everyone the same. The moon never tries to get in on the guest list or use your name to impress others. Be like the moon. When others insult or belittle in an attempt to elevate themselves, the moon sits passively and watches, never lowering itself to anything that weak. The moon is beautiful and bright. It needs no makeup to look beautiful. The moon never shoves clouds out of its way so it can be seen. The moon needs not fame or money to be powerful. The moon never asks you to go to war to defend it. Be like the moon.
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