Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me. - Larry the Cable Guy

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Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me.

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About Larry the Cable Guy

Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by the stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He is one of the co-stars of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also includes Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White, with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV.

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Birth Name: Daniel Lawrence Whitney
Alternative Names: Daniel Whitney Dan Whitney

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Then there's a feller who got hit by a train! How the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya at the last minute or nothin'! There's, like, a railroad there to give ya, y'know, a heads up sign! I tell ya, if you ever gonna get hit by a train, do this: [steps to side] TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!

Good Lord, I went in for a check up the other day and the doctor said "You need to lay off eggs." I go "Is my cholesterol bad?" He said "No, your farts are killing everybody in this room."

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