Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me. - Larry the Cable Guy

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Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me.

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About Larry the Cable Guy

Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by the stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He is one of the co-stars of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also includes Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White, with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV.

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Birth Name: Daniel Lawrence Whitney
Alternative Names: Daniel Whitney • Dan Whitney
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Oh like you never did that before! Every man - every man has done this! Just tuck your weiner between your legs, run around your house, lookit at yourself in the mirror, and say, "Oh, hey there, I'm Roseanne!" You know, like on the Rosie O'Fatass show.
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