The best thing about a photograph is that it never changes. Even if the people in it do. - Andy Warhol

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone’s got to take care of all your details.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

what makes a person spend time being sad when they could be happy? [...]
a person can cry or laugh. always when you’re crying you could be laughing, you have the choice. crazy people know how to do this best because their minds are loose. so you can take the flexibility your mind is capable of and make it work for you. you decide what you want to do and how you want to spend your time. remember, though, that I think i’m missing some chemicals.