Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stu… - Bill Bailey

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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. [seems to drift off in a daydream out of disenchantment, then comes back]

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Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.

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Birth Name: Mark Bailey

Alternative Names: Mark Robert Bailey

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