People don't change their basic nature, they just accumulate more stuff upon which they can apply their stupidity, selfishness, and horniness. From t… - Scott Adams

I think New Yorkers are more provocative in every way.

If not for the compulsion of engineers, mankind would have never seen the wheel, settling instead for the trapezoid because some Neanderthal in Marketing convinced everybody it had great braking power. And there would be no fire, because some middle-manager cave person would point out that if fire was such a good idea the other cave people would already be using it.

People who have children have the best work-avoidance excuses in the world. If you don't have kids, get some immediately. The playgrounds are full of them.