If you think it’s easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you’ve probably never tried. - Scott Adams

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

I have a saying: "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

If one more person hallucinates to me about some "program" where teens are kidnapped and "fixed" and returned to their happy parents, I might explode. No such thing exists. You have two options. Only two. No help is coming. Only death and suffering.