If you think it’s easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you’ve probably never tried. - Scott Adams

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If you think it’s easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you’ve probably never tried.

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Scott Adams (born 8 June 1957) is an American cartoonist and satirist, best known for his Dilbert series of comic strips and books.

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Alternative Names: Scott Raymond Adams
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If one more person hallucinates to me about some "program" where teens are kidnapped and "fixed" and returned to their happy parents, I might explode. No such thing exists. You have two options. Only two. No help is coming. Only death and suffering.

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