With practice I will eventually realize my goal; in the mea… - David Sedaris

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With practice I will eventually realize my goal; in the meantime, come to Paris and you will find me, headphones plugged tight in my external audio meatus, walking the quays and whispering, 'Has anything else been inserted into your anus? Has anything else been inserted into your anus?

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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