A feeling is not bottomless. once felt all the way through,a great peace greets you there - Alanis Morissette

I am the funniest woman that you've ever known.
I am the dullest woman that you've ever known.
I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyone
Who's as everything as I am sometimes.

A traffic jam when you're already late,
A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife. And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic,
And yeah, I really do think.

I sang Alleluia in the choir (Alleluia)
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man.
My brothers, They never went blind for what they did, but I may as well have. In the name of the Father, the Skeptic and the Son, I had one more stupid question.