A traffic jam when you're already late, A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's… - Alanis Morissette

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A traffic jam when you're already late,
A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife. And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic,
And yeah, I really do think.

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About Alanis Morissette

Alanis Nadine Morissette (born 1 June 1974) is a Canadian singer, songwriter and actress.

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Native Name: Alanis Nadine Morissette
Alternative Names: Canadian singer

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I had no choice but to hear you.
You stated your case, time and again.
I thought about it.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
You ask how my day was. You've already won me over
In spite of me.
And don't be alarmed if I fall
Head over feet.
And don't be surprised if I love you
For all that you are.
I couldn't help it,
It's all your fault.

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