A traffic jam when you're already late, A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's… - Alanis Morissette

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A traffic jam when you're already late,
A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife. And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic,
And yeah, I really do think.

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About Alanis Morissette

Alanis Nadine Morissette (born 1 June 1974) is a Canadian singer, songwriter and actress.

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Native Name: Alanis Nadine Morissette
Alternative Names: Canadian singer
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My misery has enjoyed company,
And although I have ached, I don't threaten anybody.
Sometimes I feel more bigness than I've shared with you.
Sometimes I wonder why I quell
When I'm not required to.
I've tried to be small,
I've tried to be stunted,
I've tried roadblocks and all
My happy endings prevented.
Sometimes I feel it's all just too big
To be true.
I sabotage myself for fear of what
My bigness could do.

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