Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) - Alanis Morissette

I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else,
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself,
How to numb a-la-holic to avoid going within,
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything. I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps,
A course of a lifetime, you'll never forget.
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps,
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.

Wait a minute, man
You mispronounced my name
You didn't wait for all the information
Before you turned me away.
Wait a minute, sir,
You kind of hurt my feelings.
You see me as a sweet back-loaded puppet
And you've got meal ticket taste.