How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else, How to… - Alanis Morissette

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How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else,
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself,
How to numb a-la-holic to avoid going within,
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything. I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps,
A course of a lifetime, you'll never forget.
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps,
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.

Alanis Morissette

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About Alanis Morissette

Alanis Nadine Morissette (born 1 June 1974) is a Canadian singer, songwriter and actress.

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Native Name: Alanis Nadine Morissette

Alternative Names: Canadian singer

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Dear popular boy, I know you're used to getting everything so easily,
A stranger to the concept of reciprocity.
People honor boys like you in this society.

This is in praise of the vulnerable man,
Why won’t you lead the rest of your cavalry home?

I can feel so unsexy for someone so beautiful,
So unloved and for someone so fine.
I can feel so boring for someone so interesting,
So ignorant for someone of sound mind.

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