After a while, I began to suspect that it wasn't Mark David Chapman who killed John Lennon. It had been one of the Milan directors. - Andrea Pirlo

There are always lessons to be found in the darkest moments. It's a moral obligation to dig deep and find that little glimmer of hope or pearl of wisdom. You might hit upon an elegant phrase that stays with you and makes the journey that little less bitter. I've tried with Istanbul and haven't managed to get beyond these words: for fuck's sake.

For me, it's always better to keep chasing down the guy in front and maybe finish second, rather than stopping altogether.

When you're in love, it's time you need. When the feeling's gone, having an excuse can help.