I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able — if called upon to do so — to mak… - Anthony Bourdain

Perhaps omelet skills should be learned at the same time you learn to fuck.

I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able – if called upon to do so – to make them a proper omelet in the morning. Surely that kind of civility and selflessness would be both good manners and good for the world.

Las Vegas no less — the Ugly Shorts Heart of Darkness

Everyone should be encouraged at every turn to develop their own modest yet unique repertoire — to find a few dishes they love and practice at preparing them until they are proud of the result. To either respect in this way their own past — or express through cooking their dreams for the future. Every citizen would thus have their own specialty. Why can we not do this? There is no reason in the world. Let us then go forward. With vigor.

Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.