I've always regretted not having a brother. Maybe I shouldn't." "For me it's always been like having pubic hair. You have it, but what the hell is it… - James Morrow

Neither Dexter nor I knew the first thing about running a small business. We were entrepreneurs the way Abbott and Costello were watercolorists. And so naturally it came to pass that Pieces of Mind was a hands-down, thumbs-up, flat-out success.

He said we'd learn the answers!"
"Life is full of disappointments."
"Here's a question you can answer." Beauchamp pointed to the INRI plaque. "That sign above your head—it's in all the crucifixion paintings. I've always wondered, what does it mean?"
"'I'm Not Returning Immediately.'

That maxim, it’s not an argument against atheism—it’s an argument against foxholes.