I was madder than a pervert with palsy trying to open up a … - Larry the Cable Guy

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I was madder than a pervert with palsy trying to open up a condom wrapper, I'll tell you what.

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Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by the stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He is one of the co-stars of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also includes Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White, with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV.

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Birth Name: Daniel Lawrence Whitney

Alternative Names: Daniel Whitney • Dan Whitney

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I was madder than a pervert with palsy trying to open up a condom wrapper, I'll tell you what. - Larry the Cable Guy

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