He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. - Mickey Mantle

No one hit the ball harder than Frank Howard. He was the strongest I ever saw. I saw him hit a line drive off Whitey Ford at the stadium that Whitey actually jumped for, it was hit that low. It ended up hitting the speakers behind the monuments in dead center. I told Whitey later that it was lucky he didn't catch it because it would have drug him to death."

That horse had better win. I saw George get on the plane with an automatic.

When you reach the major leagues, it's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing all your life.