Homo Sapiens wouldn't have made it, and everything would be different! Television would be … you know, Book of the Month club on television would be:… - Suzy Eddie Izzard

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Homo Sapiens wouldn't have made it, and everything would be different! Television would be … you know, Book of the Month club on television would be:
Neanderthal presenter: "And now we have the professor … uh … whaddayou think of this book?"
Neanderthal professor: "Wha' …?"
Presenter: "What do you think of this book, in a critical way?"
Professor: "It's all right …"
Presenter: "There you have it. It's all right!"

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About Suzy Eddie Izzard

Suzy Eddie Izzard (born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962 in Yemen) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and political activist.

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Birth Name: Edward John Izzard
Alternative Names: Eddie Izzard Suzy Izzard Edward Jonathan Izzard Eddie Johnathan Izzard Eddie John Izzard Edward Izzard Edward J. Izzard Eddie J. Izzard
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