Even if the Jabscreen 4 was reportedly biting users' ears off and spitting them into a ditch, every Jabscreen 3 user is going to wind up buying one a… - Charlie Brooker

Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.

One of the side-effects of having your work appear in a public forum such as this is that people often email me asking for advice on how to break into writing, presumably figuring that if a drooling gum-brain like me can scrape a living witlessly pawing at a keyboard, there's hope for anyone.

Super injunctions are interesting legal weapons really, they don't just gag the press, they gag them from mentioning the existence of the gag.