What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! - Cory Doctorow

The important thing about security systems isn’t how they work, it’s how they fail.

Any time someone puts a lock on something you own against your wishes, and doesn't give you the key, they're not doing it for your benefit.

I fireballed him as he was seeking out treasure after we wiped out a band of orcs, playing rock-paper-scissors with each orc to determine who would prevail in combat. This is a lot more exciting than it sounds.

It's quite civilized, and a little weird. You go running after someone through the woods, catch up with him, bare your teeth, and sit down to play a little roshambo.