Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten. - Charlie Brooker

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Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten.

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About Charlie Brooker

Charlton "Charlie" Brooker (born 3 March 1971) is a satirist, TV critic, TV presenter and columnist for the UK's Guardian newspaper.

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Alternative Names: Charlton "Charlie" Brooker Charlton Brooker
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