The lazy and the foolish compare him to Hemingway, which is a terrible injustice as Jim is both a better writer and a better man. - Anthony Bourdain

PETA doesn't want stressed animals to be cruelly crowded into sheds, ankle-deep in their own crap, because they don't want any animals to die-ever-and basically think chickens should, in time, gain the right to vote. I don't want animals stressed or crowded or treated cruelly or inhumanely because that makes them probably less delicious.

I had always believed that if somebody who worked with me went home feeling like a jerk for giving their time and their genuine effort, then it was me who had failed them — and in a very personal, fundamental way.

Under 'Reasons for Leaving Last Job', never give the real reason, unless it's money or ambition.