In order to handle failure, you need two machines. [...] You have to be interested in distributed programming. You have to be interesting in parallel… - Joe Armstrong

One thing I wanted to do with Prolog, pick some sort of better things. Better stuff should happen when it fails. The other problem with prolog is that you could only do one thing, and you can only have one process. So I wanted and I thought Prolog was really great. I made an algebra to describe telephony in Prolog but the only trouble was you could only describe one process and if they didn't do what you'd expected them to do when you got failure, it didn't work.

To me, programs are black boxes. You send a message in and you get a message out. I don't care if it's written in Scala or Haskell or Erlang or Python or Ruby. I care about this relationship between inputs and outputs.

Helping your non-technical neighbor. Tell them it's not your fault. Tell them it's crap software and I don't understand this crap.