Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.

There are so many! It is going to be a feast. There will be blood up to your knees.

Here's Big Brother, singing and dancing, force-feeding you, so your mind never goes hungry enough to think.

They say big brother is watching you. But maybe big brother is watching dutch girly videos on the next screen along.

Few things are more beautiful to me than a bunch of thuggish, heavily tattooed line cooks moving around each other like ballerinas on a busy Saturday night. Seeing two guys who'd just as soon cut each other's throats in their off hours moving in unison with grace and ease can be as uplifting as any chemical stimulant or organized religion.