It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. - Joseph Heller

I do know that girls in their early twenties are easy and sweet. (Girls in their late twenties are easier but sad, and that isn't so sweet.) They are easy, I think, because they are sweet, and they are sweet, I think, because they are dumb.

Open your eyes, Clevinger. It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

Now THERE'S a hollow state to be in, isn't it — to believe in God and get no sign that He's there.