"I know it's a very human thing to say 'Is there anything I can do', but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in bra… - Terry Pratchett

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.

The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the universe replying, “Well, what about you?”

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.