If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will. - Tom Lehrer

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If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

Tom Lehrer

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Thomas Andrew Lehrer (born 9 April 1928) American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician.

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Alternative Names: Thomas Lehrer • Thomas Andrew Lehrer

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