I feel that if any songs are gonna come out of World War III, we'd better start writing them now. - Tom Lehrer

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man...

Step up and shake the hand Of someone you can't stand, You can tolerate him if you try!