Hot take: this is probably not the first time it’s Rapist v. Rapist for president - Emily Blue

I can't think of anyone more suited for Eurovision. She's an LGBT artist, an absolute live performance beast, she's drop-dead gorgeous, and her ever-changing genre-defying music would totally speak to all sub-fandoms. She's made of the same material as Eurovision winners.

"We’re all living double lives: There’s the skin we wear on the surface, and then the one we keep to ourselves – the part of us that indulges in curiosities and fantasies we wouldn’t dare admit to the world, let alone ourselves.

When I wear the crown
You bow down!