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See, I'm a poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ, the king of these Latter-day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as
A monger of hate, satanist, scatter-brained atheist
[…]
While I'm wavin' the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
In holy water, no wonder they tried to hold me under longer

And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his [Trump]
I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this:
Fuck you! The rest of America stand up!
We love our military and we love our country, but we fucking hate Trump!

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Yeah, you laugh 'til your motherfuckin' ass gets drafted
While you're at band camp thinkin' that crap can't happen
'Til you fuck around get an anthrax napkin
Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrappin'
Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin'
Fuckin' assassins hi-jackin' Amtraks crashin'
All this terror, America demands action
Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy
You just a baby gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eating their food and their baked beans
I'm 28, they gonna take you 'fore they take me