Eminem Quotes

What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.

All my life I was told and taught I am not shit
By you wack fuckin' giant sacks of lyin' dog shit
Now you shut up, bitch, I am talkin'
Thought I was full of horseshit and now you fuckin' worship the ground on which I am walkin'

My brain's gone, my soul's worn, my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein' operated on

I poured my heart out to you, let down my guard, swear to God
I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and I'm pleading, I'm trying to stop you from leaving

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

She does that thing with her lip, now she's melting me
I'm putty in her palms, I'm wrapped around her finger
A yo-yo on a string, she lets me sit there and just dangle
Until something better comes along and she'll just drop me like a hot potato

We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls, when it whirls, when it twirls

You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive

Turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday
Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar
Swipe his powers, replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine
And sat him in the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' Wiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too

Oh, no. Not me, not Marshall. You want to see Marshall? I'll show you Marshall!
I tried to show you art, but you just pick it apart

It hurts but I never show
This pain you'll never know
If only you could see just how lonely and how cold and frostbit I've become
My back's against the wall
When push come to shove I just stand up and scream: "Fuck 'em all!"

I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school

This time around it's different, them last two albums didn't count
Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushin' 'em out

When it rains, guess it pours—yes, it does
Wish there wasn't any pain, but I can't pretend there ain't
I ain't placin' any blame
I ain't pointin' fingers, Heaven knows I've never been a saint