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I get pissed off when people at radio and TV shows say, "Can you keep a clean show?" Motherfuckers! Don't they know who they booked? It was the same with the single ["Fuck It"]. They wanted me to change the words to "Forget it" or some bullshit.

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Don't know what ya talkin' 'bout, I'll always have hoes by my side
(Uh)
Smokin' blunts, gettin' drunk, stayin' high 'til the very last day I die
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And there's nothing like new pussy, so there's no worries 'bout wives
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And there ain't nobody out there gonna tell me how to live my life

[I]t's so funny when I do TV shows and they're like, "Yeah, you gotta keep it clean, man." I'm like, "How the fuck do I keep it clean? My shit is called 'Fuck It.' Get the fuck out of here. Don't put me on the show if you want me to keep it clean."