Who thought he 'd won The field as certain as a gun. - Samuel Butler

He cou'd foretel whats'ever was By consequence to come to pass; As death of great men, alterations, Diseases, battles, inundations. All this, without th' eclipse o' th' sun, Or dreadful comet, he hath done, By inward light; away as good, And easy to be understood; But with more lucky hit than those That use to make the stars depose, Like Knights o' th' post, and falsely charge Upon themselves what others forge: As if they were consenting to All mischiefs in the world men do: Or, like the Devil, did tempt and sway 'em To rogueries, and then betray 'em.

Quoth Hudibras, "I smell a rat!
Ralpho, thou dost prevaricate."

Still amorous and fond and billing,
Like Philip and Mary on a shilling.