How different it would be if, when boats pulled huge nets o… - Steven Wright

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How different it would be if, when boats pulled huge nets out of the ocean full of thousands of fish, the fish were screaming in horror.

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright

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How different it would be if, when boats pulled huge nets out of the ocean full of thousands of fish, the fish were screaming in horror. - Steven Wright

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