The truth can be useful, sometimes. Assuming you can convince people. - Django Wexler

The sum total of Alice’s medical knowledge was that blood was supposed to stay on the inside.

You know, you could be a bit more constructive," Alice said.
"I'm still trying to wrap my head around the magnitude of your insanity," the cat muttered. "Once I've got that handled, I'll get started on the mind-numbing terror.

You're a cat," she said automatically.
"Your powers of perception are astounding," the cat drawled. "Although I feel obliged to point out, in the interests of ontological exactitude, that I am in fact only half cat. Personally, though, I have always considered it the better half.