Django Wexler Quotes

There's this thing called dignity that some cats have been known to have. You might want to look into it."
"A cat is always dignified, no matter what position he finds himself in," Ashes said. "A half-cat even more so.

You know, you could be a bit more constructive," Alice said.
"I'm still trying to wrap my head around the magnitude of your insanity," the cat muttered. "Once I've got that handled, I'll get started on the mind-numbing terror.

The more he didn’t know, she reasoned, the easier he would be to fool.

I still say they're creepy," Ashes said.
"I don't think you get to decide what's creepy," Alice said. "You're a talking cat. You're creepy. This whole place is creepy.

In desperation, she slid her fingers in the cracks between blocks, looking for some kind of catch or hidden mechanism. Which was ridiculous, she thought, because how complicated could a secret door be if a cat figured it out?

But—though she was not an expert on cats—she was fairly certain that they did not, as a rule, snicker.

Maybe that’s wisdom, seeing things that are obvious.

Michael cleared his throat. “You’ve never had a dog, Alice?”
Alice shook her head. “My father didn’t like them.”
“They’re not like cats,” the boy said. “You give them commands.”
“Because they lack all dignity,” said Ashes under his breath.

The truth can be useful, sometimes. Assuming you can convince people.

They were pretty friendly, for dancing skeletons," Isaac said, waving after them.
"If I've learned one thing," Alice said, "it's not to judge by appearances.

Patience, my friend.
"I'm not your friend. And I'm not patient."

Some things are more important than following the rules.
Aren’t they?

Ashes looked around at the palm trees, the perfect ocean, and the immaculate beach.
“Ugh,” he said. “I’m in hell.”

What do you see here?"
"Books?"
"Indeed, books. They are the ocean in which magic swims.

We're doomed," one of the sprites said, turning wildly in a circle as though excited at the prospect. "Doomed! Doomed!