Django Wexler Quotes

At that age, Alice had grasped the idea that some things in books were real, and others were not.

The truth can be useful, sometimes. Assuming you can convince people.

They were pretty friendly, for dancing skeletons," Isaac said, waving after them.
"If I've learned one thing," Alice said, "it's not to judge by appearances.

Ashes looked around at the palm trees, the perfect ocean, and the immaculate beach.
“Ugh,” he said. “I’m in hell.”

Some things are more important than following the rules.
Aren’t they?

Patience, my friend.
"I'm not your friend. And I'm not patient."

But it’s not justice that they’re mostly concerned with, it’s division of the loot.

Magic, you’ll find, is nine parts dull to one part excitement, and the exciting bits usually hurt like the blazes.

But didn't that hurt?"
Dex shrugged. "Pain is an illusion. The body is only a clay vessel holding the immortal essence of the soul, so it is a mistake to attach any import to the difficulties it may encounter. In fact, the whole episode reinforced my fundamental understanding of—" She caught Alice's expression. "Yes. It hurt quite a lot.

But—though she was not an expert on cats—she was fairly certain that they did not, as a rule, snicker.

Well?" the cat said. "Are we going to walk all the way there?"
"You're going to get fat if you keep being so lazy."
"You say that like it's a bad thing. For cats, being fat that just means that you're winning.

Maybe that’s wisdom, seeing things that are obvious.

The sum total of Alice’s medical knowledge was that blood was supposed to stay on the inside.

The more he didn’t know, she reasoned, the easier he would be to fool.

I must say, you are the least unintelligent human I have ever met.