Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much. - Will Cuppy

He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to murder them all you would never get anything else done.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there's the Least Gnatcatcher.