Weathermen are the ponchoed buffoons who spend hurricanes o… - John Hodgman

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Weathermen are the ponchoed buffoons who spend hurricanes outside, buffeted by winds, lashed by rains, struggling to stand erect. A mime's "walking against the wind" routine come horribly to life. Whereas meteorologists - we're the people who sent them out there.

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John Hodgman (born June 3, 1971) is an American humorist and author. He has written three books, The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, and That Is All, and is a regular contributor to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Since 2010, he has his own comedy podcast Judge John Hodgman.

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