I said my standard grace—“Dear Lord, we know You have good reasons for allowing thousands of children to starve in various undeveloped nations, and w… - James Morrow

He said we'd learn the answers!"
"Life is full of disappointments."
"Here's a question you can answer." Beauchamp pointed to the INRI plaque. "That sign above your head—it's in all the crucifixion paintings. I've always wondered, what does it mean?"
"'I'm Not Returning Immediately.'

Better a citizen in hell than a slave in New Jersey.

Being God, I must choose My words carefully. People, I’ve noticed, tend to hang on to My every remark. It gets annoying, this servile and sycophantic streak in Homo sapiens sapiens. There’s a difference, after all, between tasteful adulation and arrant toadyism, but they just don’t get it.