So I've learnt that the world is 4,500 million years old. I… - Suzy Eddie Izzard

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So I've learnt that the world is 4,500 million years old. If you're very religious, then it's not 4,500 million years old, it's 6,000 years old. One of these is not correct.

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Suzy Eddie Izzard (born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962 in Yemen) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and political activist.

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Birth Name: Edward John Izzard

Alternative Names: Eddie Izzard • Suzy Izzard • Edward Jonathan Izzard • Eddie Johnathan Izzard • Eddie John Izzard • Edward Izzard • Edward J. Izzard • Eddie J. Izzard

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