After all, our laws only reflect the definitions of the majority. When those ideas change, the laws change. - George Alec Effinger

Sometimes the only vitamins I get are in the lime slices in my gimlets.

I do not attempt here to derogate my brother’s reading habits, but merely to indicate the disparity in our interests.

The butler recognized me, even favoring me with a minute change in his expression. Evidently I had become a celebrity. Politicians and sex stars may cuddle up to you and it doesn’t prove a thing, but when the butlers of the world notice you, you realize that some of what you believe about yourself is true.