Siempre he procurado imponerme leyes que sólo entren en vigor cuando me sea casi imposible violarlas. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The motives that lead us to do anything might be arranged like the thirty-two winds and might be given names on the same pattern: for instance, "bread-bread-fame" or "fame-fame-bread."

Varias veces he sido censurado por faltas que mi censor no tuvo el ingenio o la energía de cometer.

Many are less fortunate than you’ may not be a roof to live under, but it will serve to retire beneath in the event of a shower.