Dad doesn't pay attention when you talk to him, so Paul's t… - David Sedaris

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Dad doesn't pay attention when you talk to him, so Paul's taken to throwing the term IRS into his sentences. Then it's suddenly: "Hold on a second, what did you say?"

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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