I'd never looked at our house, or even our side of the street, and said, Oh! I wish we lived in the new development—those houses are so much newer, s… - Wendelin Van Draanen

Yeah, right. I know what's really going on: Heather's hired you to kill me, hasn't she?
"Sammy!"
"Why else would you catapult me through the air and feed me to a man-eating cot?"

There's nothing like a head-strong woman to make you happy to be alive.

I asked you to conquer your fear, but all you did was give in to it. If you were in love with her, that would be one thing. Love is something to be afraid of, but this, this is embarrassing. So she talks too much, so she's too enthused about every little thing, so what? Get in, get your question answered, and get out. Stand up to her, for cryin' out loud!”