He’s slicker than a bald-tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt - Waylon Jennings

A lot of performers, if they go to bed with a woman on the road, they think of her as a slut. As a person and a man, what does that make them then? Lowlife or high living, you give as good as you get, and I don't think women's sex lives have a thing to do with the kinds of human beings they are.

Ever had one of those days you couldn’t hit the ground with your hat?

Be careful of something that’s just what you want it to be.