I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving, don't be grieving, just gotta get away from here. If you see me getting smaller, don't worry, I'm in no hurry, I've got the right to disappear.

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I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane.

He was mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes!

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He’s slicker than a bald-tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt

A lot of performers, if they go to bed with a woman on the road, they think of her as a slut. As a person and a man, what does that make them then? Lowlife or high living, you give as good as you get, and I don't think women's sex lives have a thing to do with the kinds of human beings they are.

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Now from where I sit this whole thing smells like its downwind from a cow barn on a hot June day!

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Don’t you be so nice to me; I fall in love so easily.